To be Rob Gronkowski is to be engaged in a near-endless party, broken up only by touchdowns and occasional season-ending injuries. The Patriots' win in Super Bowl XLIX hasn't changed Gronk's schedule -- only enhanced it. Gronk has been pretty busy, but we managed to narrow down his victory bacchanal to five moments:
That time he played dodgeball on ice
As you can see in the above clip, Gronk is actually not very good at dodgeball. This is one of very few things Gronk is not good at. We'll be sure to let you know if we ever find out what the other things are. It could take a while.
That time he smashed a cake on his brother's head:
That time he described his Super Bowl fight to Jimmy Kimmel:
"Screw it, I'm throwing haymakers"
That time he got a bit crazy at the Patriots' Super Bowl parade:
That time he spiked a puck:
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